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![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I welcome sharing my writing, links, quotes and Astro Memes, The Moon in Aquarius opposing Mars in Leo at 10:28 AM EST. Lunar aspects have an 'orb of influence' of 12 to 14 hours 'before' and 'after' their exactness. The Sun in Sagittarius conjunct Mercury Rx in Sagittarius at 9:18 PM EST where it began in applying degrees on December 1, 2024, it is exact today, and will last in separating degrees until December 10, 2024. ![]() The BIG NEWS today is too much information as the Sun conjuncts Mercury for the last time this year. You should be used to this aspect by now as we run into it right at about 5 to 6 times a year, which is pretty much Mercury Retrogrades fault, but I won't bore you with those details since the brain is easily overloaded with this aspect. Folks, we are inching closer and closer to the North Node Pisces and South Node Virgo on January 11 2025 for 1-1/2 years, so you might want to swallow this pill as quickly as you can and get your act together. You WILL BE left behind and stepped over if you cannot handle what you are consuming. At least slow down and do your best to take it in. We live in a world of speed racers who are missing valuable information, advice, data and details who usually slow down everyone else because they weren't paying attention, or they are asking questions on information that was just given. The North Node Pisces will want that spiritual ease, flow and playfulness, but the South Node Virgo will make certain you understand that the details matter, and don't you forget it.
The masses are so consumed with the act of consuming that they are missing out. Lives are just going through the motions. Scroll scroll scroll as fast you can, and for Goodness sake, don't look up, just to make sure you miss out on everything, so you can say, "Huh, what?" later. Insert hefty dose of sarcasm here. It's like someone gorging on food, shoveling it into their mouth, and swallowing without even chewing or tasting it. The cram-packing of food, the intensity, the tightening, holding the breath, the bearing down, squeezing the body in on itself, including the anal sphincter. That pressure will cause constipation and then pile some more food on top of it. NICE! Throw some prescription drugs on top of that for some real gastro and anus misery. Hey, I like to call things by their real names. Anus is one of those words that you feel when you see the word. Like lemon. LOL!
The brain is pretty much like the entire alimentary canal, from the tip of your tongue to the anus. The rectum (the last part of the colon), you have to empty the trash can or the backup can be smelly (gas) and miserable (bloating). The brain runs on glucose. That's right. The brain's primary source of energy comes from glucose. But, too much of a Good thing, isn't. High blood sugar levels and low blood sugar levels can and will damage the blood vessels in the brain, which will then lead to memory loss, stroke, and other seriously awful issues. So the brain wants you to take in healthy levels of information, like glucose, and then dump or unload the information (like the rectum). When you unload or dump the brain, that is your processed creativity. Maybe you are teaching, showing, sharing or giving information to someone. This is the way we unload our brain. We meditate, we pray, we think, we reflect, we process, we unload all of that into a productive and creative outlet. For Goodness sake, slow down and let your brain think, process and then unload itself. Read. Read all of the words instead of racing yourself. For what?!?! The South Node Virgo, North Node Pisces is inches away from us and the masses want to buzz through Life so fast that they have forgotten their manners, simple greetings and how to communicate through spoken words instead of emojis. Wait until the South Node Virgo gets ahold of those who read between the lines and skip over the details.
I see this in social media posts, not just mine (all the time), but in others. For instance, I'm in several 'canning groups' and yesterday a woman was talking about waterbath canning something and she even included the picture of her waterbath on the stove. People were getting all worked up and commenting about what she could and could not do pressure canning. I thought I was going to lose my mind and found myself yelling at the computer, "Can't you F'ing read!!! I may be dyslexic, but I can still read. Weirdly, strangely, but I can still read! She said WATER BATH!" What is the damn hurry?!?! If you are ALWAYS in a hurry, you will NEVER be caught up. EVER! Folks, take a breath because the brain needs oxygen (and glucose) and we get that through BREATHING (and eating), then let yourself process what you are consuming. Stop being just a munching and crunching consumer. Maybe I will change the Astro Meme to someone gorging, gobbling and shoveling food into their mouth until they throw-up in order to get the message across. If you are having trouble processing, but you still want to participate and be present in your Life, then slow down and enjoy the moment. Slow down AND THEN you can get something accomplished and off the ground. This may come as a surprise to you, but when we all turn to Light and leave the planet, the world will still keep turning, so you may as well slow down and enjoy the company you are keeping, meaning your children, grandchildren, the rest of your family who you can handle (winky wink), friends and most of all your own Life. And for Goodness sake, chew your food and drink your water. After all, you can't flush a toilet without water. Slow down, you crazy child
You're so ambitious for a juvenile But then if you're so smart Tell me why are you still so afraid? Mm Where's the fire, what's the hurry about? You'd better cool it off before you burn it out You've got so much to do And only so many hours in a day, hey [Chorus] But you know that when the truth is told That you can get what you want or you can just get old You're gonna kick off before you even get halfway through, ooh When will you realize Vienna waits for you? ~Vienna by Billy Joel If this Daily Horoscope resonated with you or you received an 'Ah-ha', please consider supporting my 'original content' and buying ME a coffee. You might say, "One awakening (horoscope) for another awakening (coffee)". What a wonderful exchange of chi'. Options to use Venmo (Dr-Loretta-Standley), Stripe (DrStandley) Cash App ($DrStandley) to pay for your services or to Donate to the website using either/or Buy-Me-A-Coffee (DrStandley). Click an option.
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